Saturday, December 18, 2010

Twisted Fairytale entry. LITTLE RED RIDING ... UNHOODED

Francine at Romancing the Stone is hosting a fun blogfrest. Turn a fairytale into a twisted ending. It took me awhile to figure out something twisted enough to write. I hope you enjoy it. It is a bit risque so prepare yourself.


On her way to grandma's house, Red riding hood snagged her fishnet stockings on a bramble along side the path. The wolf stopped and watched.

"Damn! This is my only pair!" She looked down her long legs, raising her already short skirt.

Now that's a tasty looking drumstick, thought the wolf. His long, white teeth shiny from salivating.

"What do I do?' Red said as she frantically searched through her basket. "None of this will help." She set it down. Deep in thought, Red muttered to herself.

The wolf lunged just as Red bent over to pick up her basket. He flew over her, crashing into a solid oak tree.

"Oh, my! What on earth?"She stared at the wolf. Her eyes washed over his fine chiseled features. A mass of thick, wavy, light-brown hair crowned his head. Fine hair covered his ripped, muscular chest, arms, and legs. A narrow sash of royal blue fabric hung low on his hips barely covering his privates. His oversized hands and feet almost looked human.

Stepping closer to the beast, her breathing grew heavy and her full breast heaved.

A low guttural moan escaped from the wolf.

Red moved in closer. She caressed the side of his face and then planted a big juicy one on him. His eyes blinked open. "What are you doing?" he growled.

She laughed, licking her lips. "You're hot, Wolfie! Let's have another!" Red threw her arms around his neck, moving in for the kill.

He pushed her away. "Are you nuts, girl? I want to eat you!"

"Oooo, I would love that." She stood up and lowered her skirt, revealing black lace panties underneath the garters.

The wolf furrowed his furry brow and shook his head. "Are you kidding me?"

Running her hand along her thigh, Red moaned. "I am so turned on." With her other hand, she grabbed the back of his head.

"You're frickin' crazy lady!" The wolf sprang up and ran into the forest.

"WAIT! I thought you were going to eat me!" Red took off after him.

The wolf careened through the forest and saw a little cabin. "I need to hide. That dame's dangerous," he muttered.

He made it to the entrance and opened the door. All seemed quiet. He scoped the living room, looking for a place to hide. Nothing. He heard a soft snore in the bedroom. Hmmmm. Perhaps I'll have lunch after all. He padded into the room. Not much meat on this one, but I do like to eat light for lunch. 

The front door slammed. "Granny, it me, Red riding hood."

It's that freak! Hide! The wolf dove under the bed, just as Granny stirred.

Red stepped into the bedroom and gave her granny a hug. "I brought you a nice lunch, Granny."

"Thank you, sweetie. I am a bit hungry.

During lunch Red told Granny about the hunky wolf in the forest. Granny raised an eyebrow.

"That beast didn't even service you? The nerve. You're the hottest tart in the village."

"I know. I just don't get it."

Underneath the bed, the wolf shook his head. Are these two broads for real?


"Damn. I Really wanted him, too. I didn't even get the chance to peek under his sash. I bet he was fully packed."

"Oh, honey. I had a wolfman once. It was about fifty years ago. Hmmm, Hmmm. I wasn't disappointed." She smiled. "Maybe he was gay. It would explain it."

"That must have been it. No hetero would pass this up." Red stroked her legs.

GAY! ME! I'LL SHOW THEM. In a flash he sprung out from under the bed, growling.

"Look, Granny! That's him. Isn't he gorgeous."

"Well dear, let's get him for you."

Before he knew what hit him, they tied him to the bed spread eagled and gagged. He couldn't believe that and old lady could have so much strength or Red's agility.

"Well dear, have fun." Before she left,  Granny stepped over to the wolf and lifted the blue sash.

Is she kidding. Leave me with some dignity please!


"Oh, yes. I remember so well." A grin crossed her lips. "Yes indeedy."

The wolf couldn't help but snicker and feel proud. Yeah, I'm the wolf!


Red escorted Granny into the living room. "Later, Granny."

Red returned with a gleam in her eye.

I'm in big trouble now....





16 comments:

  1. Whoa. That's definitely a different way of presenting Little Red Riding Hood! Great twisted fairy tale!

    ReplyDelete
  2. Hi,

    Hee hee, a wolf in bondage! Oh my . . . Shucks, sounds like he's in for a raw hide riding.

    Thanks for participating. ;)

    best
    F

    ReplyDelete
  3. That is certainly a twist on Little Red Riding Hood, all right. Alice covered Victor's eyes halfway through your fable, muttering he wasn't old enough yet. He snapped back, "What about you?"

    Alice giggled, "I was born when Victoria was still a priness. I think I'm old enough!"

    A few seconds later Alice was heard to yelp, "Maybe not!"

    Great entry. I'm sure Francine will be pleased.

    ReplyDelete
  4. LOL very nice twist in here, I almost feel sorry for the wolf. LOL

    ReplyDelete
  5. Hahahahahaha......I feel sorry for the wolf, too :)

    ReplyDelete
  6. Great twist and very enjoyable! Thanks for sharing. ;)

    ReplyDelete
  7. Great job! I was smiling and laughing all along. Creative through and through.

    ReplyDelete
  8. Reminder: Be Jolly By Golly Blog fest on Monday! Jen and I can't wait for your entry!

    Melissa's blog.

    Jen's blog.

    ReplyDelete
  9. I liked it.

    Now, where's my fish-nets . .

    ........dhole

    ReplyDelete
  10. Very creative, and a very different twist.

    ReplyDelete
  11. Careful,Michael, you could end up on Santa's naughty list ;)

    ReplyDelete
  12. Michael, this was very naughty. A unique take on LRRH. Having granny in on the act only added to the what the? moments. Well done. Poor wolfie!

    ReplyDelete
  13. Michael, we've been stumbling over each other's blog route for quite some time now, so I thought I'd visit...and apparently timed it fairly well.

    Deviant prose, my friend. Everyone mentions the twist, and I can't help but follow suit. That was fun:)
    EL

    ReplyDelete
  14. Interesting take on Red. What fun. I did like the twist. Nice.

    ReplyDelete
  15. Great twist! I love the role of the wolf!

    ReplyDelete