Friday, August 26, 2011

THE WATERY TART AWAITS ...

Happy Friday everyone.


Well as our summer is almost gone, we still have two more weekends before it officially ends. Remember to pack up all your whites ... no white after Labor Day... LOL.


I hope you all plan a bang-up weekend. As many of you know I leave for my vacation to Canada tomorrow. If any of my new friends live either in Montreal, Quebec City, or Toronto, I would love to meet you! 


To start it off my day I will be meeting up with none other than Hart Johnson, EVERYONES favorite naked TART....  


Yes, Hart, I am still working on that design for the NAKED TOP: a patent pending waterproof laptop. Everyone of you naked followers wants one including me!


I was looking back over my archive posts and since many of you have become my friends after Hart's Ides of March Blogfest, I decided to repost my entry in honor of our first meeting. It is sure to give you all a good laugh and a great start to this weekend.


If you've new to the blogosphere and haven't heard of this incredibly wonderful lady, make sure to drop by her blog and say hi.

Without further ado ...


In the channel ten newsroom, a tousle-haired young woman meanders through an assembly line of cameramen and their equipment to reach a dark-haired man in the corner, sipping on a cup of coffee.
“Excuse me, Mr. Coletti. I was asked to give you this, sir.”
“Thank you, Miss—”
“Reynolds.”
The assistant’s pale face looses her remaining color. With trembling fingers, she places the message in the palm of his mitt-like hand.
He smiles, then stares down at the slip of paper as his square jaw drops. He raises his thick-browed eyes.
“I-Is this true?
The assistant nodded. A single tear splashed onto the floor.
Thank you, Ms. Reynolds. I’ll get right on it.
Mike Coletti rushes through the studio headed for the elevators. He presses the top button and is catapulted to the roof. A chopper is waiting at the top of the Chicago Times building. His perfect black hair is blown in all directions as he races to the chopper and hops inside. Seatbelt fastened they take off. 
An hour later, Mike stands in front of a modest home. His brows raise into his hairline and he shakes his head in disbelief.
“You’re on in five, four, three, two, one.”
“LIVE in Ann Arbor, Michigan. This is Mike Coletti at the home of Hart Johnson. Hundreds of Naked mourners are frozen, waiting for a glimpse of their mentor.
“Today across America, the UK, and Australia people are ripping off their cloths in honor of our dearly departed Hart Johnson, aka, the Watery Tart. 
“Hart Johnson single handedly brought nudity to a whole new art form. Writing her critically acclaimed novels in the bathtub, she started a world-wide sale on waterproof laptops. Thousands of authors are now writing in the nude, hoping for our sweet Hart’s success. 
“But right now on the lips of every NWDT minion including myself is ... Why didn’t she have one?! This NEVER should have happened!
“What was she thinking bringing her PC laptop in the tub? Did she believe she had a Naked-top? Was she loosing her mind? 
“We will never know. I still don’t understand why with the billions of dollars Naked-top computers made on Hart’s genius, they never sent her one of their waterproof creations.
“I, as well as, millions of people will hold Naked-top responsible! No longer will we enjoy the immortal words coming from The WATERY TART, naked from her bathtub.
JOIN me and thousands of others in the boycott of this product. RUSH NAKED to your local franchise and chant “Murderer! Murderer! Murderer!
FOR OUR TART ... RIP OFF YOU CLOTHES NOW!  Mike flings his jacket, loosens his tie, and  tears of his shirt, revealing a muscular goose-bumped torso. He reaches for his belt ...


HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND EVERYONE .... I will be posting pics of my vacation, so do drop by!

11 comments:

  1. I can't wait to see pictures!
    No white after Labor day- um my kids are going to break that rule. LOL

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  2. Absolutely fantastic blog!!! Glad I found it! Love it!!!

    Lola x
    http://lola-x.blogspot.com

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  3. Ha! I can't wait to meet you, Michael! And I always love a story plotting my demise *snort*

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  4. Enjoy meeting Hart! We'll just be bracing for Irene this weekend.

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  5. I've met a few bloggers, and a few friends from Deviant Art, and it's so special. Have a good weekend.

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  6. Lovely post as always. Let us all pray for Alex and all those in the path of Irene. The memories of Katrina and Rita visit me too many times in the dark. Roland

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  7. No I did not know you were going to Canada. Am I your only blogging friend you haven't met this summer??? >:(

    I'm attempting to dig my way out of the mess of a week I've had. Hope to be back soon. Also, to sleep more than a couple hours per night...

    Happy vacation!
    erica

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  8. Ahahahahahaha! Love it. Have fun meeting her! Tell her Caledonia Lass says hi!
    And let's get that naked-top done, shall we?

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  9. Hmmm, does that include "winter white"?

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  10. Michael have a great holiday. Looking forward to the pics.

    Denise

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  11. Have a safe trip and take lots of pictures for us to see!

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