Twisted Fairytale entry. LITTLE RED RIDING ... UNHOODED

Francine at Romancing the Stone is hosting a fun blogfrest. Turn a fairytale into a twisted ending. It took me awhile to figure out something twisted enough to write. I hope you enjoy it. It is a bit risque so prepare yourself.


On her way to grandma's house, Red riding hood snagged her fishnet stockings on a bramble along side the path. The wolf stopped and watched.

"Damn! This is my only pair!" She looked down her long legs, raising her already short skirt.

Now that's a tasty looking drumstick, thought the wolf. His long, white teeth shiny from salivating.

"What do I do?' Red said as she frantically searched through her basket. "None of this will help." She set it down. Deep in thought, Red muttered to herself.

The wolf lunged just as Red bent over to pick up her basket. He flew over her, crashing into a solid oak tree.

"Oh, my! What on earth?"She stared at the wolf. Her eyes washed over his fine chiseled features. A mass of thick, wavy, light-brown hair crowned his head. Fine hair covered his ripped, muscular chest, arms, and legs. A narrow sash of royal blue fabric hung low on his hips barely covering his privates. His oversized hands and feet almost looked human.

Stepping closer to the beast, her breathing grew heavy and her full breast heaved.

A low guttural moan escaped from the wolf.

Red moved in closer. She caressed the side of his face and then planted a big juicy one on him. His eyes blinked open. "What are you doing?" he growled.

She laughed, licking her lips. "You're hot, Wolfie! Let's have another!" Red threw her arms around his neck, moving in for the kill.

He pushed her away. "Are you nuts, girl? I want to eat you!"

"Oooo, I would love that." She stood up and lowered her skirt, revealing black lace panties underneath the garters.

The wolf furrowed his furry brow and shook his head. "Are you kidding me?"

Running her hand along her thigh, Red moaned. "I am so turned on." With her other hand, she grabbed the back of his head.

"You're frickin' crazy lady!" The wolf sprang up and ran into the forest.

"WAIT! I thought you were going to eat me!" Red took off after him.

The wolf careened through the forest and saw a little cabin. "I need to hide. That dame's dangerous," he muttered.

He made it to the entrance and opened the door. All seemed quiet. He scoped the living room, looking for a place to hide. Nothing. He heard a soft snore in the bedroom. Hmmmm. Perhaps I'll have lunch after all. He padded into the room. Not much meat on this one, but I do like to eat light for lunch. 

The front door slammed. "Granny, it me, Red riding hood."

It's that freak! Hide! The wolf dove under the bed, just as Granny stirred.

Red stepped into the bedroom and gave her granny a hug. "I brought you a nice lunch, Granny."

"Thank you, sweetie. I am a bit hungry.

During lunch Red told Granny about the hunky wolf in the forest. Granny raised an eyebrow.

"That beast didn't even service you? The nerve. You're the hottest tart in the village."

"I know. I just don't get it."

Underneath the bed, the wolf shook his head. Are these two broads for real?


"Damn. I Really wanted him, too. I didn't even get the chance to peek under his sash. I bet he was fully packed."

"Oh, honey. I had a wolfman once. It was about fifty years ago. Hmmm, Hmmm. I wasn't disappointed." She smiled. "Maybe he was gay. It would explain it."

"That must have been it. No hetero would pass this up." Red stroked her legs.

GAY! ME! I'LL SHOW THEM. In a flash he sprung out from under the bed, growling.

"Look, Granny! That's him. Isn't he gorgeous."

"Well dear, let's get him for you."

Before he knew what hit him, they tied him to the bed spread eagled and gagged. He couldn't believe that and old lady could have so much strength or Red's agility.

"Well dear, have fun." Before she left,  Granny stepped over to the wolf and lifted the blue sash.

Is she kidding. Leave me with some dignity please!


"Oh, yes. I remember so well." A grin crossed her lips. "Yes indeedy."

The wolf couldn't help but snicker and feel proud. Yeah, I'm the wolf!


Red escorted Granny into the living room. "Later, Granny."

Red returned with a gleam in her eye.

I'm in big trouble now....